Veterans Day should be a big holiday for all of us. Apparently it was really big for our Poodles, aka Jessica LaShay Dye, who was arrested on five failure to appear/pay warrants in Florence:
Poodles looks pensive here as she's booked...on five charges...just one charge less than she was shot at the hands of a UNA officer. She still awaits state charges of attempted murder stemming from that incident.
We're sure this will produce no more than a tut-tut, but can no one get Poodles some help? With that expressive face, we see her with a big career in more than trying to run down law officers.
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Today is Leo and Una's 15th birthday! Stop by the university and throw some change in Harrison Fountain. All change is retrieved by authorized personnel and used for the upkeep of the big cats.
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We've received at least five accounts of Killen Chielf Bryan Hammond sexually abusing local women. Of course, at the end of each account is a disclaimer that it was all a joke.
We choose not to publish these (even though two were hilarious) since there are better ways to handle the current situation with Chief Handjob. If you want action against the chief, write or call the Killen Town Council. That goes double if you actually live in Killen. These council members will come up for election in a short time, and the entire state is watching.
On that note, we understand that WAAY-TV out of Huntsville had a crew in Killen on Saturday asking questions about the good chief. The more publicity the better if anyone wants to see sexual assault taken seriously.
