We're pretty sure we've never before had a good laugh while reading the political section of the news, but Mo Brooks has given us one this week. This is a quote from our U.S. Representative concerning a lawsuit:
"Swalwell’s attorneys lied again when they strutted in front of the news media like peacocks in heat and falsely accused me of avoiding Swalwell’s lawsuit service when the fact is they could have served me roughly a hundred times before, during or after both Swalwell and I voted together on the House floor, or served me by U.S. Mail to my home address. In fact, when they finally got serious about serving me with the lawsuit, they served me not once, not twice, but three times, all within one week!"
In case you've forgotten (like Mo), only female animals come into heat. Males are ready to rumble 365 days a year. We're guessing Mo has never considered that all peacocks are male. Female peafowl are called peahens.
A certain Alabama senator from the Plains was heard to exclaim: Elect Mo! He makes me look intelligent!
