Want to look like a dirty, rotten scoundrel? Here's a few tips:
* Say all the bad things you can about a man whose job you want.
* When you get the man's job, contact any press you think will listen with tales of what a much better job you're doing.
* Be sure to ridicule any who don't agree with you. It's so mature.
* Tell people you're afraid of detractors and demand police protection from time to time.
* Take photos of any who dare oppose you as they speak with the public, then send out to friends to be published as propaganda.
* Go against any of your previously stated beliefs if you think there's money in it for you.
And how about how to look like a totally imbecilic human being?
* Try to set up a genuinely nice human being whom everyone really likes and who actually cares for his hometown.
We eagerly await how this turns out for Florence's version of Snidely Whiplash.
