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Prince Rebels; Does He Have a Point?
It's been a while since you heard from your faithful Canine-American blogger, and I am coming to you today from a Chewy cedar chip bed of pain. My scruff and shoulders are so sore I can barely type....
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Pithy Remarks to the Lauderdale County Commission...and its Counterparts
Some of us may be lucky enough to have a job which one percent of the time offers some glamour. You know, the free banquets where people actually tell us they're glad to meet us or where we have our...
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Ragan Case Sent to Colbert County DA
The Alabama Ethics Commission has ruled on complaints filed against Colbert County Schools administrative assistant Michelle B. Campbell Ragan. The 27 year employee has been deemed guilty of one...
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Alabama Policy Institute Chastises UNA
The Alabama Policy Institute stands for:1. Free Trade2. Less Legal Regulation3. Strong FamiliesYet the organization strongly supports the Alabama vaccine passport ban, a law that controls what...
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Coming to Sheffield: The Slag in Five Days, the Slime in Six
That's right, in only five more days, the Slag will be open to the public for its first show. Then one day later, the Slime will arrive. At least that's what the official press release says:Langhorne...
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How Smart Are Local Voters?
A reader thinks this may apply to a great many in the Shoals. Can you pick anyone out?Ploys, lies, tactics and scams are what some politicians do. Those words can describe a lot of people. How do they...
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The Trans Train Arrives in the (Water)Loo (Station)
The only written in stone point of view here is that when Roy Moore or the Salvation Army says certain people need to be disposed of, they are abysmal failures both as Christians and human beings....
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Who Gave Glenda Colagross the Boot at NWSCC?
Dr. Glenda Colagross has had a bumpy ride as president of Northwest Shoals Community College. Many have placed the blame for her troubles at the feet of the Ag Authority which at one time had hoped to...
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Chris Hand Alleges Crimes of "Moral Turpitude/Immorality"
When TK the AG was in power, he expanded the list of Alabama crimes of moral turpitude to include jay walking...or close to it. That list has been downsized since Troy King left office, but many less...
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The Slag at Furnace Hill Gets Mixed Reviews
No, the new music venue wasn't finished quite on time, but whoever is now in charge decided to open Friday and Saturday's shows to the general public free. Good marketing move? We're going with...
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Scott Clayton (Atwater) New Pawn at Cypress Lakes
Scott Clayton, aka Scott Atwater, is invading Muscle Shoals golf. Yes, the Mike Myers lookalike has accepted the position of Cypress Lakes pro. He'll soon be uprooting his family for his latest pit...
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API Resembles Ministry of Truth
The Alabama Policy Institute calls itself the premier think tank in Alabama. Oh, sure, no one else does, but at least API knows how to heap praise on itself. Welcome to Shoalanda Speaks, the next...
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Anti-Vaxxer is "Fixin'" to Make Himself Known...He Hopes
Perhaps you've been reading about David Aaron Hendricks on Facebook or Reddit. He's a Registered Nurse residing in Limestone County and not at all shy about expressing his counter-culture beliefs. The...
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Election Fraud
We're happy to see the Lauderdale Luminary back with some erudite words on election fraud: There will never be any "indisputable" facts about fraud, or the absence thereof, in the last election cycle....
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Is Colbert County High the Only School with a Food Shortage?
Parents are asking why just this school? Are meals balanced? As for the first question, we suspect the food shortage is affecting the whole system. We're more interested in why no other systems...
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How Many Shoals Students Have COVID?
Assuming the Shoals is following the same pattern as the rest of the state, quite a few returning students have COVID. In 2020, slightly over 700 statewide tested positive for the virus during the...
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Scott Clayton (Atwater) Plays Dumb...or Is He Not Playing?
This blog has received two interesting pieces of information about Mr. Clayton...or is that Mr. Atwater? Why does a golf pro use two names? Does he have a political blog under a pen name that we need...
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The Revenge of the Mayor?
Pictured above is Muscle Shoals Mayor Mike Lockhart. (Note to Mike: They now sell cheap undershirts with vee-necks at Walmart...right there in Muscle Shoals.) A highly placed source in the city has...
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Andy Goes to the Dogs
This Is Andy...This Is Andy In May - The Last Time He Visited The ShelterThis Is Andy On Left With August Shelter DogThis Is Andy On Right With July Shelter DogWe could go on, but you get the...
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Does Purple Hair Roam the Hallowed Halls of Muscle Shoals High?
No one at this blog cares if any Muscle Shoals High School students have purple hair...or green hair...or razor wire hair for that matter. We don't care which side these students may be on in the...
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