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A Fed Up Muscle Shoals Citizen
This blog is being published with the writer's name and his blessing. From Mr. Donald Brown:Forget the support I voiced for the muscle shoals city councilmen in the past. I was told they are throwing...
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Once a Playah?
Don't you just love Bob Eubanks? He's such a class act!Wonder if Anyone Chose Augie?BTW, if you lie on your marriage license application, you may be fined up to one thousand dollars. Tut, tut.-()-It...
View ArticleA Fractured Florence Fairy Tale
Sent from Shoalanda and postmarked Puerto Vallarta where she's rumored to be in the company of an aging cabaret singer named Doug.The Movie That Was Banned in Florence Starring:Cloris Leachman as Essie...
View ArticleJust in from Dick/Mike/Whoever Never Answers You
I am currently out of the office on vacation.I know I'm supposed to say that I'll have limited access to email and won't be able to respond until I return - but that's not true. My blackberry will be...
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"Ya Dirty Yellow Rat!" Said Jimmy Cagney
Taken from TD WebsiteShoalanda once blogged on the TD’s use of pink tints in photos of certain people. This weird colorization continued for a while, then ceased. Now the TD has brought us something...
View ArticleHow You Vote Counts
Sent from Shoalanda on Pacific Rim stationary where she’s rumored to be partying with a Vince Vaughn look-a-like:We’ve often blogged on the difference between justice and revenge. Can the two ever be...
View ArticleAugie Can't Save Everyone
And just who are you in bed with? Not literally, I mean politically. Lie down with dogs and you know the rest.I’ve read this blog since its beginnings, and I’ve seen people connect Shoalanda with...
View ArticleWhat Is Success & Who Has It? Part I
A Guest Blog from a Lauderdale County Resident:A recent survey of Americans may or may not have been surprising. When asked what it would take for a person to be considered successful, some said to...
View ArticleRemembering Joe Carrel Daniel
I don’t remember how I first met Joe Carrel Daniel. He helped me here when this blog was new. After he sent me a particularly detailed answer to a question, I asked him if he wanted me to mention his...
View ArticleA Homicide Investigation in Florence...
We have been informed via a police department source that there is an ongoing homicide investigation in the city of Florence. There is also reportedly a person of interest in this investigation. We...
View ArticleTwo Important Races for Sheriff
We’ve rewritten this several times, and it still falls short of what we want to say, but here goes:1. Apologies to our guest blogger from earlier in the week. We are not going to publish part two of...
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Who Endorses Phil Andrews?/Comments
Click to EnlargeAbove is a screen shot from a political site supporting Phil Andrews for Colbert County Sheriff. The problem seems to be that one of the mayors listed may not have endorsed Mr. Andrews....
View ArticleElections & Passages
During each election season, we get "documented" evidence that certain candidates are either the Anti-Christ, the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler, or the current incarnation of Leo Burt. Sadly, some...
View ArticleA Word About UNA's Terrorist Threat
While we think the odds of any UNA student caring enough about Che’ Guevara to even imply the possibility of some type of terrorist attack on the anniversary of his death are about 10,000:1, why did...
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Bubba on Quittney LaShae Nichols
REPUBLIHED BY POPULAR REQUESTORIGINAL PUBLICATION DATE 8/27/12Once again, Miss Shoalanda thought I was the only one who could do justice to Quittney LaShae Nichols' tale of woe. I'll do my best, but...
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Agee & Scott: Long-Term Guests of the State
Richard Eugene Agee Jr., of Tuscumbia, was arrested in 2010 for shaking a two year old child that belonged to his then girlfriend, a young woman who obviously makes the UNA terrorist look like...
View ArticleMuscle Shoals Police Officer Exam
The new examination given to prospective Muscle Shoals Police officers:1. The Muscle Shoals Police Department is located:a. On Avalon Avenueb. At the Donut Shopc. At Gnat Pond2. If you become hungry...
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Clap for the Wolfman!
Since it’s October…A Lexington reader sent us the idea for this. Don’t shoot the messenger.Coming up: A return to Muscle Shoals…***** Bailey
View ArticleA Reponse to Muscle Shoals Expenditures
From a faithful reader in answer to comments by Boyce Nesbitt and Fed Up Muscle Shoals Citizen:I agree with Mr. Brown. Getting facts straight is real plain. Fact: close to 8 million dollars is being...
View ArticleWhy No Cameras in UNA Parking Deck?
It seems that one of the two recent threats at UNA was scrawled in the parking deck. Why have cameras not been installed? Weren't these promised after the rape last year?We've spoken to several UNA...
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